How can I pay for my order?
We accept Only Bitcoin and Wire-Transfer. Credit Cards and PayPal are disabled until further notice due to chargebacks.
Is shipping weed online safe?
Yes! There are dozens of online dispensaries located in the United States that are NOT operating under the federally-approved medical marijuana system. City Hall and VPD have allowed dispensaries to proliferate so people can safely access medicine, so long as there are no sales to minors or any gang affiliations. However, TextBurnie acts as a middle man between weed dealers and weed consumers to eliminate every risk in the buying weed online process
Is your shipping service discreet?
Absolutely! We work hard to ensure that each and every customer feels totally secure ordering from TextBurnie, and we will earn your trust. First we double vacuum seal your order. This helps us be certain that there is no odor from your package. We believe ordering weed online should be more like a conversation rather than a business transaction. So we collaborate with a number of selected plugs for discreet and quick deliveries
Is your shipping service discreet?
Every $10 spent on the site for confirmed orders = 1 Med Point. So if I buy something for $200, I get 20 points.
Example Usage of MedPoints:
Let’s say I want a quarter of Fire OG. I place the item in my cart. I’ve spent $500 on the website. When I go to checkout, the website will prompt me if I want to apply points for a discount.
I decided to apply 400 points, saving me $4 off the product I want.
End Result: I saved $4 off my order, getting me a $66 quarter of Fire OG.
Medpoints apply to ALL products on the website (Except ones that are sold out or unless specified, but right now we see no reason not to include all our inventory on the med points system.)
How can I track my order/package?
We ship all orders with Ultra Logistics. Every package is first confirmed, and then receives a tracking number. You’ll get that tracking number as soon as your order is paid for and finalized, and you can use it to track your package.
Do I need to send you a valid I.D. or MMJ prescription?
When you order with us for the first time, you’ll be asked to register (With your real address) and that’s it. You’ll be able to order freely after this initial verification, and we will delete the data right after your product is delivered.
We do not require MMJ prescriptions to order.
I sent the Wire-Transfer, what next?
Wire-Transfers (Western Union, Moneygram, Walmart) are to be sent using the “money in minutes” or “cash pick up” option for quick procession by our designated cashiers within 4 hours. Please make sure the status of your transfer shows available for pick up or preferably send payment at a store location to safe you the online stress.
All orders before 15:00 are shipped out same day, and the rest ship out the next morning. You would then be issued a tracking number for updates.
When can I place an order?
We take orders 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year.
For shipping and customer service, TextBurnie would always have a weed dealer for you. We do accept Bitcoin and Wire-Transfers over the weekends and try our best to reply to emails that come in, but sometimes we aren’t able to get back to everyone until Monday.
How long will my package take to arrive?
1-2 business days in weed legal state, you have the option to upgrade to Express or even get FREE XPRESSPOST on orders over $450.
Most packages get where they are going within 1 to 3 business days. However Our plugs’ delivery time does depend on how remote your city/town is.
XpressPost Shipping Times (Approximate)
Regional XpressPost (British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba)
Recreational & Medical States: 1-2 Days
Medical States: 1-2 Days
Non Legal States: 2-5 Days
Major Urban Areas: Overnight
Do I have to use my real name when placing an order?
YES! Not only is your payment method needs to be verified, you need your real name in case your package doesn’t fit in your mailbox or gets lost/stolen in the mail (drop off location). When that happens, your package will be sent to your closest postal outlet, and you can only retrieve it with your real name.